To cook and iron your shirts,
Then you should have found a maid.

If you wanted to breed,
Then you've got to pay the price,
Of having kids and a wife.

If you wanted sex on demand,
Kerb crawling would have been better,
Than making a happy woman your wife.

Yet so many of us expect,
The wife to provide this and more,
And are we surprised when she doesn't
And that's because we have forgotten,
A wife is not a maid or a whore,
She needs your help with the kids.
Above all, a wife is for love.