Until someone mentions last night's game
Another four pints of beer, please, barman
And please make it snappy,
It's the boys night out.
The worries form the week,
Are starting to fade from our minds,
Sounds like we'll have a curry,
But only after we've had a skinful,
Wait,wait look at that beauty,
I swear my wife was as gorgeous as that,
Before we had four kids and mortgage.
Hey, I'm dry, whose round is it?
Come on, come on, we only have a few hours left
On our boys' night out.