Oh, why don't I ever learn,

Like I do History and Maths?
Why don't I ever learn,
That girls are just a pain?
I didn't learn with Susan,
That girls can twist you,
And turn you upside down.
I didn't learn with Mandy,
That girls may have many,
Though you are interested in one,
I didn't learn with Anna,
That girls can really tease,
Then she'll leave you for another,
I didn't learn with Rita,
That sex has lost its meaning,
And is, now, only for fun.
Oh, why don't I ever learn?
'Cause I've fallen in love again.